Insufferable Fools

Ode to a Mudbug

I know a crawdad, he burrows in the mud.
When he sticks his head up, I see my li'l bud.
"I's just a mudbug, happy as can be.
But cross me, you bastard, and I'll kill you!"
- Bill Prescott

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